Gross. Lindsay should be dating A-listers not an untalented son of someone like Sean Lennon. And if you're going to date someone who's a son of or a rich kid, make it a good looking guy. I've never met Sean so he might be really nice but as the son of Yoko, I wouldn't count on it.

So with the single act of cutting her hair, Natalie Portman has aged 30 years now looking appropriate to playing all the "mom" roles that are surely ahead of her now. She's no longer the hot chick on the scene.
This paves the way for Jessica Alba and Keira Knightley to waltz in and steal all the hot young roles.

Kevin Federline is a tool but we all know that. Now there are reports that he makes fun of his wife Britney's weight gain. He married someone that will pay for his suck-ass CD and buy him cars and let him live in the lap of luxury and this is how he repays her?

"Britney Spears is apparently furious when her husband Kevin Federline makes fun of her weight. Federline reportedly makes pig noises when she eats and laughs hysterically when he hears her thighs rubbing together." From I don't like you in that way

OK, Avril IS looking closer to Nicole Kidman nowdays and further away from her faux-punk girl image. Isn't she like 5 foot? Not exacly model height. I suppose makeup could help but can she really sell high-dollar products? I doubt it. Maybe some youth oriented items. And now her music is going to suck. She can't do any angry teen songs because no one will take that seriously anymore.
So Avril, choose! Music or modeling! You can't have it all. Oh crap, how soon before she starts acting with a lousy cameo on That 70's Show and then moves to lousy movies.
I like her music just fine but she's I don't think much of her looks & image. She just looks like a pretty, teen girl and sorry, that doesn't turn me on.

I never found Drew Barrymore attractive. I always thought she was crazy but with her latest appearance on Saturday Night Live, she showed that she has a great sense of humor about herself. That's rare, especially in Hollywood.
Too much has been made about her Golden Globe appearance. I thought she looked fine without a bra. I think people who made fun of her are either jealous or too used to fake boobs.
Click here to see Drew Barrymore's SNL appearance

I've known a lot of guys who drool over Nikki Cox because of her huge fake boobs. Again, I'll state that I like small and real much better than huge and fake.
Much to her credit, she didn't date some hunky millionaire, she dated Bobcat Golthwait. Too bad that didn't last. The latest reports are that she's dating Jay Mohr, a comedian who other comics hate. I've never met him so I don't know what he's like but I've heard stories.
She actually seems sweet but I just can't get over the fake boobs. Of course, that doesn't mean I'd pass up a free grope...

I found a bunch of pictures of Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas in a bikni and I was a bit disappointed. Again, not a fan of fake boobs. Maybe you have to see her strut and dance to get the full Fergie effect. I still think she's hot but maybe a little less than before.
Check out the pics

Being a straight guy, I'm not really interested in seeing Brokeback Mountain, much in the same way that I don't see baseball movies since I'm not a fan of baseball. But finally, there's a good reason to see the movie. I heard that Anne Hathaway is nude and I saw the pictures and she looks fantastic! I mean it, fantastic. Almost perfect. So for us hetero guys, seeing Hathaway nude alone is worth the price of admission. Oh yeah, Michelle Williams is nude too.
Click here to see pics of Anne Hathaway that will convice you to see Brokeback Mountain

The topic of Scarlett Johansson getting groped has been overblown. It was barely a feel. If I had the chance, I'd use both hands and eventually stick my face in those beautiful golden globes. Wait, how old is she? She's super-hot and as long as she doens't go the cheap-ho way like Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton, she'll have a long and respectable career.
Click here to view the video of Scarlett Johansson Getting Groped

I've heard reports that Teri Hatcher looks really bad on HDTV. I'm not surprised. She's not exactly young. They say her wrinkles and veiny skin are prominent on HDTV. Man, HDTV may be the worst thing to happen to Hollywood since the movie Glitter.
George Clooney on the other hand could, and should do better. He could date anyone in Hollywood! But hey, I'd do Teri Hatcher. Old or not, I'll bet she could rock my world! I still think she's hot.
Let's analyze the picture to the left. That's a lot of makeup on her. She's looking like a Bizarro Catherine Zeta-Jones here. With a couple kids you can see the breasts sagging here. Don't get me wrong, I'd love to still play with them but they might need a lift. I don't care about such things...
Word has it that she's enjoying her renewed career by dating tons of guys so I hope she has fun while it lasts.

You can bet Paris Hilton's publicists are earning their money but the cab driver allegedly has a towel soaked with her urine (yikes!). DNA will prove without a doubt that it was her's but is there anyone who would believe that it wasn't her pee? She's getting more and more out of control. That's what happens when you have so much money that there's nothing to do but party.

Is there anything redeeming about Kevin Federline? He's ugly, stupid, drinks too much, seems like a dick and it doesn't look like he has good hygiene. Britney in her prime could've bagged an A-list movie star. But she ended up with Kevin Federline?
I think she wanted a guy who was more normal and would stay at home with her. That's not what she got. She got a playboy, rapper wanna-be. Have you heard his song? Wow, I thought Deion Sanders was bad but K-Fed gives him a run for his money.
BTW, has anyone heard the Kobe Bryant rap CD? It must have been SOOOO awful for it not to even surface. Why does everyone think they can rap?

Reese Witherspoon is mad at Chanel for telling her the dress they gave her for the Golden Globes was an original. It was originally worn by the unattractive Kirsten Dunst in 2003 to a Golden Globes party.
It sucks that this always seems like the end of the world for actresses. A dress. There are people out there homeless, jobless, careerless and Reese is mad about a F'n dress.
She should take solace in the fact that she has a great career, kids, family and the power that Chanel would even do anything for her for free. Most of us barely scrape together a living to afford the Gap.
And I have to keep wondering why Kirsten Dunsten keeps getting work. I don't find her the least bit attractive. I don't think she's that great of an actress either. There are other "average" or "plain" girls out there who can probably act circles around her.

There have been the jokes and the pictures like this here that really make you wonder. You don't start looking this bad unless something's wrong. She was so pretty, so elegant and now she leaves the house looking like a bird is going to fly out of her hair. This is just sad. She has sooooo much money but not a single person that will forcer her into rehab. How can someone with seemingly so much get into this situation. A lot of people blame Bobby Brown but I don't believe that it's all his fault.
C'mon Whitney get it together and put out a new CD. Either that or stop making reality shows and stay covered up!

There's some gossip out there stating that for Katie Holmes' birthday, Tom Cruise gave her a collection of the DVDs he's starred in. What a tool. What a completely self-absorbed tool. Just when you hate him a little, he does something for you to hate him a lot. Did Katie Holmes need publicity this bad?
I've heard other rumors that a "casting call" went out to other chicks to play the role Katie's playing, "Tom's new wife". The rumors state that Jessica Alba and I think it might have been Scarlett Johansen were contacted before Holmes but they had too much self-esteem. Let's hear it for girls with self-esteem!

I don't know why chicks wear see-through stuff like this since a simple flash photo will see right through them? Like I said, I don't know why but I appreciate it. Hey Kathy Hilton might be 50 but she looks pretty good here. An obvious boob job, though. You can tell because any woman who's 50 with 2 (or more?) kids boobs would be sagging quite a bit by now without a bra.
I'm really not a fan of the fake boobs. I'd rather have flawed and real boobs than fake ones. There are exceptions but not many. So women, be proud of what you have! Seriously.

Nope that's not the sweatshirt that's making Janet Jackson look fat, it's her FAT making her look fat. Hey I love her music as much as the next guy so maybe that's why seeing her this way makes me so sad.
What could make her put on so much weight? Stress over the Michael Jackson trial? Stress over being blamed for the Superbowl incident? Is she pregnant? All good questions.
No matter what, it sucks to be a celebrity because if you're not perfect people will pick on you. But wouldn't you trade getting picked on for a billion dollars and all of that power? I would.

I never thought Britney Spears was attractive. Why? Because I've been around long enough to know she'd end up looking like this. Her body style was too haunchy and too prone to weight gain. She always looked like she'd balloon up at any second. Baby or not, it was inevitable.
I also thought she looked like a chubby 16 year old. That's not sexy. I like a woman that looks like a woman and not a girlish look.
And what's up with Kevin Federline? He's an idiot. Have you heard his music yet? IT SUCKS! Wow, with all the music connections Britney has, that's what he comes up with. She needs to hook him up with some writers, producers, image consultants, vocal coaches, and someone to do his vocal tracks for him.
But I'm not saying that either of them are bad people. I'm sure in person they're as nice as can be but their personnas are coming out waaay white trash. And not in a good way!

It's odd as an outsider to see today's young stars attack each other high-school style in the press. The Olsen twins make fun of Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan hates Scarlett Johansen, etc.. I don't judge them on this because they're young and they didn't have a proper high school experience so they're still on that maturity level. The only thing is that everything they say makes tabloid headlines. Can you imagine the dumb-ass stuff you do or at least did in high school made the headlines? Just stupid stuff gets blown out of proportion.
The only one coming out smelling like a rose is Scarlett who also is turning out to be the most classy young star of the bunch. Also, one of the sexiest!

I heard the rumour that Gwyneth Paltrow named her son Capone? Is she freakin' insane? Damn, it's got to be hard enough being the son of one, much less two famous people! But to then further handicap and open your child to ridicule by naming them Capone or Apple? I mind much less when poor hippies make up wacky names but these celebrities should know better. I think her punishment should be changing her name to whatever the public wants. So I think she should change her name to from Gwyneth to Tampon. Yes you heard me. Tampon Paltrow. Let's see how she likes going around with a ridiculous name that she didn't pick. Any other suggestions for her name?

Oh, what happened here? Melissa Joan Hart used to be adorable and now she looks like she's 40 in this picture. Say it ain't so! I even used to have a crush on her! Well she DID just have a kid so no one should be hard on her.
How the hell does Kelly Ripa do it? She looks hot when she's pregnant and hotter after. That should be impossible but she does it! Kelly Ripa might be one of the hottest chicks on the planet because of this.

Well, I hope they're happy together. Usually, I might have some mean-spirited comment but I think Timberlake is talented and Diaz seems nice. Hey, these celebs have everything going against them in these marriages so I wish them the best of luck.
Do you think the rest of N'Sync is jealous. Their careers never really took off. I hope they saved their money. Did any of them even try a solo career? Damn, can you picture in 2 years when other members of the group start showing up on Celebrity Fit Club (originally named Celebrity FAT Club)? I think we all know which one is going to end up there!

Man, what a punk. Why did he ever agree to be on the show if he wasn't even going to try. He wouldn't eve put on dancing shoes! And they were nice leather shoes. What's up with the hat? Any guy who wears a hat all the time is bald. Bald. He should just shave his head and be done with it. He'd look much better.
I'm watching him now refusing to wear his dancing shoes. The real reason? So he can keep talking about his "P Miller" shoes. Yes, to sell his shoes. What a bad attitude. But after all that, I still want him to stay on the show.

Here are some recent pictures of Mariah Carey. Is she fat? Well, she has put on weight. She needs to start dressing better and more appropriate for her body shape and style. She's not the tiny girl anymore and she needs to start dressing to reflect that.
I actually think she still looks good! When I look at this pic, I'd do her. The only thing I don't like is her big, fake boobs. Look at how far apart they are! Not natural looking and not fun looking either. Give me small and real any day.

I read this story on Page Six and I can't tell you how pissed I am that there were no pictures! Well, the two most self-destructive stars out there were seen dancing, kissing and drinking.

"Kate was going wild,” a witness told us. “After a few songs, Lindsay jumped on stage with her. They were swinging on the pole with their arms around each other’s waists, kissing each other, caressing each other, just acting like strippers. The crowd was cheering them on the whole time. They didn’t take off any clothes, but it was very hot.”

Kate has an "alleged" drug problem so that explains her behavior but Lohan? I feel bad for her since she has a lousy father and her family is pretty screwed up right now with her parent's divorce. Also, growing up in the spotlight with every teenage girl either loving you or hating you. That kind of pressure can screw with your head and it would take an unbelievably strong person to overcome that. The odds are definitely against celebrities. I always feel bad for Lohan. I hope she finds what she's looking for.

Well, she's pregnant. At this time still hot. Hot enough for me at least. Is this what Brad wanted? Man, to leave Jennifer Aniston and hook up with one of the hottest chicks ever only to be saddled with adopted kids and now a kid by you! Not the genius move but he is only human. Any guy would've buddied up to the kids to get close to Angelina and now he's trapped.
Jennifer Aniston is probably crushed but I'd prefer to think that she's laughing at the two of them and their misfortune.

Yep, the rumours are true, there is a sex tape of Colin Farrell with playboy bunny Nicole Narain. There's even a web site selling it for $14.99. That's $14.98 too much in my opinion. When will these stars learn that they shouldn't tape anything! These things always get out!
After thinking about this more, if I had sex with Lindsay Lohan or Christina Aguilera, I'd definitely want to tape it but that's just me...

Read more about the tape at Defamer

I'm the first one to defend chicks who are thin but this is a little scary. You can see not only her ribs but her breastbone. Man, this can't be healthy. Poor girl. I'd like to take her out for lunch at an all you can eat place. Nicole, call me!

No surprise here. I'm sure Chad Lowe is a nice guy but for some reason he gives me the heebie jeebies! He's creepy. Hillary Swank is also odd. I can't really say she's attractive or unattractive. I've seen her in a few pictures where she was ok but I can't put my finger on what's wrong. Anyone know?

I don't get this show. It's about a woman who married a rich guy. She used to be hot but now looks like she's had a lot of work done. And her daugher. Both of them are spoiled and just seem to be lousy people. They're not even hot! Paris Hilton makes these chicks look like guys. Disagree? Too bad.
So the whole show is based on following them around town as they buy stuff, dring, make asses of themselves and be rude to others. Not much of a show here.
Shows I'd rather see:

1. The Olsen Twins - I want to see them in meetings discussing their next movie. I'd like to see people kissing up to them.
2. Lindsay Lohan on the Town - I think this one speaks for itself. When ratings drop, bring in Mom & Dad.
3. K-Fed In The Studio - Don't you want to see him in the studio doing his new CD, completely in denial that he doesn't have talent.
4. Jessica Simpson Find Me A Man! - Self-explanatory.
5. Nick Lachey Strip Club America - Nick visits every strip club in the country. I bet he'd go for this one!
   

No one. Let's stop pointing fingers and talking lawsuits. Sometimes shit happens. I wish these guys got out alive but they didn't. They knew this was a dangerous job and they knew the risks. The media made a mistake but it wasn't a malicious mistake so get off of their back. I know the families are grieving and they need to blame someone but cut them a break too.

We all know that Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson are getting divorced, right? Now let's analyze whose fault it is.

Jessica is a dumb, immature chick.
Nick is a typical guy, clueless to how to relate to a woman.

Winner - Jessica

Jessica is a self-centered pain-in-the-ass.
Nick disrespects his wife by frequenting strip clubs and collecting other girls' phone numbers.

Winner - Jessica

Jessica has a self-righteous father and annoying as hell sister.
Nick has a brother

Winner - Nick

Jessica looks super hot in this picture
Nick...

Winner - Jessica

I blame the breakup on Nick. Sure Jessica is annoying and self-centered but Nick knew that going in. Once in, you're married. You act like a married man. If you want to act like a single guy, don't get married.

Pink and Carey Hart just got married. Good for them. Carey seems like an extremely nice guy. But Pink? I think she's a great performer and has great songs but, "would you marry Pink"? She seems a bit butch but still sexy. She also seems like she'd yell at you a lot. Very demanding and definitely a chick who knows what she wants. You would not want to be on her bad side. She's also probably crazy. All chick singers are. I know.
On the positive side, she'd totally tear you up in the sack. No doubt! Yow, she's probably kill me in the sack. Maybe she's worth it.

Why do people find the need to invent new, stupid words. Words like FOODIE. Liking fine dining isn't snobby enough for you? "I'm a foodie", said the loud-mouthed hippie girl who bragged about making a 14 ingredient endive lime salad. I hate that word and I hate anyone who uses it. Chillax and Crackberry when referring to a Blackberry also top my list of words I hate. And if you've ever said "Ciao for now" you should just jump off a bridge now.

I got several e-mails from fellow church goers asking me to write and boycott the show The Book Of Daniel. In weak crying voice, "It mocks Christianity". So what. If it sucks, it'll get bad ratings and go away. Now you've just martyred the show and given it more press than it would've gotten in the first place. Good freakin' job Einstein.
Why are Christians, the majority religion in the US, so afraid of everything. The show would've come and gone in 2 episodes without you but now it's headlines on every paper.
This is like the the boycott of The Last Tempation of Christ and the Catholics boycotting Dogma WITHOUT EVEN WATCHING THE MOVIE. YOU'RE BOYCOTTING SOMETHING YOU'VE NEVER SEEN! And you wonder why Christians always get the rap that they're intolerant. Christians, get over it! Do you think every portrayl of Christains should be "Touched By An Angel"? Saccharine and bland? NO. The 12 apostles were some messed up dudes but look what they did! They wrote the New Testament. Would you protest biopics on their lives? What about king David? That was no flawless life. I could go on an on.
Conclusion, get a life. Try and help people and stop writing to TV stations. Instead of yelling about abortion, educate children and adopt. Instead of hating gays, love them and show them the love of Christ that YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT!
Rant over.

Is WalMart Racist. Well I believe EVERYONE is racist. Everyone is cool until your daughter, sister, mom or whatever dates a certain race. The pastor at my church has even slammed Jews. Sad. Let's just admit it.
Now the actual story is that on the WalMart website, if you look up the movie Planet of the apes the website will also list other African-American movies. Is it their fault? I don't know. If their database relies on past customer purchases, than it's just a bad coincidence that people who liked Planet of the Apes also liked biopics of MLK. I say, give WalMart a break. Who knows if they're racist. I actually don't care. I more care about their shady business practices but they do get us some stuff really cheap so does it all even out? I wonder if the founder of WalMart would say about all of the negative WalMart press out there. He was a good man.

Thanks for the music, thanks for getting a lot of us laid. We'll miss your voice. Rest in peace.

Is there a role that Nick Cannon won't take. No really, is there? 'Cause he sure isn't turning down anything. Let me know.

You gotta be kidding me. The first movie was cute at best. Oceans twelve was a lazy piece of crap. How low is the bar for movies in Hollywood now? Isn't there a single new idea? I'll come up with a few ideas better than another sequel.

1. A man becomes a shut-in after inventing a robot bride. We watch him mentally deteriorate as he believes she's real and his family is out to get him.
2. The government invents a germ warfare weapon that gets loose. 90% of the population is decimated and we see a group of teens take to the world Lord of the Flies style.
3. A character played by Jim Carrey goes in for a routine appendectomy and gets a sex change.
4. Adam Sandler plays a slow guy who's a waterboy who gets put on the team. Wait... That's already been done.

As stupid as those ideas are, they're more interesting than another remake or movie featuring Colin Farrell.

So it seems that O'Reilly had a discussion on whether Dick Clark should have been on TV for New Years. First of all, I think it's high time that we STOP calling Clark, "the world's oldest teenager". He hasn't had a babyface in 20 years. So let's cut that out now. But should he be on TV. I think not.
Why? It's sad. It's not uplifting to see him struggling. He should hand the reigns over to someone else, just not Ryan Seacrest. Don't agree? Do you want to see everyone going even when they're using walkers? Do you want to see Leno rolled out on the Tonight show in a wheelchair when he's 95? Neither do I. Let's not hold on to nostalgia too tightly.

He's a great golfer. Big deal. He's a lousy person. Arrogant, cheap and an all around jerk. Just google him for some good stories. Anyhoo, I'm sick of his arrogant act. If you want to worship someone in golf, worship Vijay Singh. Vijay is just as badass a golfer as Tiger withouth the hype and endorsements.
Can anyone give me one reason outside of golf to like Tiger?

What is there to be said but GOOD! Kwan annoys me. Everyone loves her but she gives lousy interviews. Doesn't seem to be too smart of a girl. I like everyone else. This will allow my girl, Sasha Cohen to win. Sure Sasha seems like a raging bitch but she's hot. And isn't that what matters?

News report on Kwan at the Detroit Free Press

This is sad, Lindsay Lohan has admitted to being bulimic. I know there are a ton of teen girls who hate Lohan but give the girl a break. Hey Lindsay, you were hotter before when you were carrying more weight. Much hotter. Get over what people think and say about you! Hell, if I were ever near you, I'd be hitting on you in a second. Of course you'd blow me off (and not in the good way).

The Capital News Reports - Lohan told Vanity Fair that she knew she had a problem, but couldn't admit it until Michaels and Tina Fey stepped in after her appearance on "Saturday Night Live." When Lohan saw a tape of herself on the show she realized her arms were so thin they were "disgusting." Lindsay Lohan is finally admitting she suffered from bulimia that caused her to lose so much weight she scared her brother and sister and forced Lorne Michaels to stage an intervention.
Read more at Capital 9 news

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