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Ryan Reynolds Is The Luckiest Man In The World
Published Wednesday, January 23, 2008 by The Voice Of Stupidity.
Don't send Christmas cards with only your little brat's pictures on it. If you do this means you think you're fat and ugly or both.
Don't write your Christmas letter from your brat. It's not cute, it's creepy.
Don't add your brat's name to the answering machine. You really don't want anyone calling them anyway.
Don't bore your friends with stories about your brat. They don't care.
Keep your brats quiet in restaurants. I know YOU'RE immune to their screams but everyone around you wants to call CPS on you.
Don't write your Christmas letter from your brat. It's not cute, it's creepy.
Don't add your brat's name to the answering machine. You really don't want anyone calling them anyway.
Don't bore your friends with stories about your brat. They don't care.
Keep your brats quiet in restaurants. I know YOU'RE immune to their screams but everyone around you wants to call CPS on you.
Is there anyone who thinks the new Star Trek movie will do good? Nope, didn't think so. They should just remake the original TV show with new actors and be done with it.
Why? Because assholes will keep quoting it. At least it's more current than talking about Seinfeld. If you have to quote a TV show to be original, you suck.
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