What was this beauty doing before Lost? Crappy commercials for a chat line.

Yeah, Evangeline Lilly is definitely a hot chick but what's up with that "Little Bo Peep" bikini? Still she's hot enough to make me forget about her bikini, if you know what I mean.
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Can't the government come in and sterilize her yet? We just don't need any more Kevin Federline offspring. Let's hope the rumors are false.

As hot as Penelope Cruz is, her sister might be just as hot if not hotter. Check out that rack. Fake, no doubt. I'd rather have Penelope.
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The new Apprentice with Donald Trump had its debut last night and it was a pretty good show. We have the usual cast of characters, the hot chick, the fat guy, the Russian asshole, etc...
Summer, pictured here, was the first casualty. She should've been fired but it's too bad because she was HOTT! Supa-hott! She could've provided a season worth of drama. Man, I gots to go to her restaurant in Huntington Beach, Sunny's Restaurant.
Too bad that she was the only hot one this season.

From Yahoo News: "We don't deny the authenticity of the tape," Kid Rock's lawyer, William Horton, told the Detroit Free Press. "But they're using this without his permission to drive the sales of their other products."

Well, he's not denying it. I wonder if this will help to reanimate his dying career. He needs another hit like a crack addict, like his life depended on it. Kid Rock always seemed like a decent guy so I hope he comes out on top of this (pun intended).

From Defamer: During the trip, Tom and Katie made sure to smile for photographers but the smiles vanished once the cameras weren’t around. Some insiders even compared the pair’s behavior to a performance.
“Tom had a fake smile on his face, and Katie looked pissed off,” says an insider. “Then she saw the cameras and was all smiles. It looked posed, like ‘The Tom Show’ was on.”

There was a time when Whitney was the best singer on the planet and she was beautiful. Now she looks terrible. Not bad, terrible. I feel for her but she got herself into this mess. Too many people want to blame Bobby Brown but Whitney has to take responsibility for the shape that she's in. I just hope she can make a comeback before it's too late.

More Whitney Pics at Hollywood Rag

I don't know for sure but Hollywood Rag has some pictures of him with some skanky looking chick.

Go to Hollywood Rag and read more on Kevin's mystery skank

American Idol contestant Brenna Gethers is the hottest contestant. Yeah, I know most of you will disagree with me but that's my opinion!

Now I'm going to get a lot of crap for this but I think Brenna Gethers is the hottest American Idol contestant this season. She's not the "prettiest" but her bitchy attitude and sexy style makes me want her bad!
This 25 year old knows how to work her personality and I'm sure she could totally rock my world. She's hot!
Go check out her AI profile
Agree? Disagree?

Hollywood Tuna recently dissed the lovely Dita Von Teese who recently married Marilyn Manson.

From Hollywood Tuna I don’t get Dita’s sex appeal at all. I guess if you’re not that pretty and you crave attention, just get into to old school glamour or fetish modelling. That way you can prey on perverted freaks and feel good about yourself.

I disagree that she's one of those pathetic goth/tattoo/freak types. She looks classy, intelligent and sweet. Of course, I've never met her so I can't really comment on her personality but she seems cool.
What do you guys think? Hot or not?
Check out more sexy Dita Von Teese Pics at http://www.dita.net/.

For all you young girls who hate Lohan, you're gonna hate this post. She's looking hot in this latest Allure spread!
I figured with her weight loss, her boobs would shrink to nothing but it sure doesn't look like it here. Don't get me wrong, she's a total emotional mess but that's not why people (guys) are digging her, it's pictures like these.
I have to say that I liked her body much more before when she was carrying around some more weight. She was hotter then. Also the fact she wasn't dating some new guy every other day made her hotter.
I love you Lindsay!

Go here to view them.

No matter what you think of Marilyn Manson, these pictures are actually pretty cool. His gorgeous wife, Dita Von Teese, is beautiful and the pictures look pretty classy.

No they're not together but there are two separate sex tapes featuring the two on tour with groupies. Dude, sex is awesome but groupies? The same groupies that jump on EVERY rocker want to get down and they go for them? I hope they're using protection but I doubt it.
I saw a bit of the preview of the tapes and it's definitely them. When will they learn that anything taped will eventually end up on the internet?
To be repulsed go to www.kidrocksextape.com or www.creedsextape.com.

So is Nikki Cox too skinny? I don't think so. I like skinny chicks. The weird thing is those big, fake boobs on a super-skinny chick. She looked like a cartoon character before and now she looks even more comical. But enough on that, I have to believe she has a cool personality because when she could've dated any hot Hollywood hunk, she dated Bobcat Golthwait. I actually thought that was cool. Now she's engaged to Jay Mohr, which I think is a step down.
I've only heard bad things about Jay who's sole claim to fame is a lame impersonation of Christopher Walken. Go figure.

There have been rumors that Kelly Osbourne is going bald. This makes people happy since Kelly is such a foul-mouthed, disgusting piece of trash. I've always hated her and Jack. Their whole image is being the trasy, ugly versions of say a Paris Hilton. Now Aimee Osbourne on the other hand I love. She's sweet, cute and modest. She also refused to play a part on the show that made a joke of their dad, Ozzy.

Aimee, pictured to the left is a classy girl but that's not difficult when your sister is Kelly. I wish only the best for Aimee and I hope that she can release the CD that she wants to. It's just too bad that she won't be taken seriously because of her family.
Good luck Aimee!

Does anyone really want MORE of Paris Hilton? Some idiot thinks they can make money with a Paris Hilton CD now. So, she's going to sing about money, her friends and her dog?
You can bet she'll have a close-to-porn video with her half-naked body sliding around all greased up or something or is that wishful thinking of on my part? Nah, I actually don't find her very sexy.
I'd rather see a Lindsay Lohan (weighing more than now), Jessica Alba or Keira Knightley.
Are you going to buy the Hilton CD?

As if Tom Cruise needed more bad press this year, he doesn't disappoint his haters.

From MSN: The “Mission Impossible” star “dangled off a nine-foot-high balcony” at the concert, according to the new issue of In Touch Weekly. He then complained “All these people are making me crazy. It’s too much!’” and, as onlookers “gasped in disbelief” he “climbed up cables to get away from the crowds.”

What a wackjob! No wonder Nicole Kidman wanted to get away from him. Well, I guess being a multi-millionaire when you're young and having everyone kiss your ass for years can warp anyone but Tom Cruise is one act away from being committed.

Ah, Penelope Cruz, the lovely acress and her twin, Rufus, the newly crowned overall winner of the Westminster Dog show. Maybe it's just because I watched Sahara that I put this connection together. But just look at them. They do look similar. The dark eyes, the unusually long nose.
Now don't get me wrong, I think Penelope Cruz is amazingly beautiful and her nose that is a longer than most actually makes her face more interesting than most women who sport the generic "tiny" nose.
Or am I just doing this mean-spirited comparison because I'll never get Penelope Cruz?
Either way, I hope someone other than me sees the connection and gets a laugh.

From Life & Style Magazine: WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes - it's over! Life & Style has learned exclusively that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have agreed to call off their wedding - and, ultimately, to split.
Multiple insiders confirmed the story to Life & Style, with one longtime friend of Tom's saying: "Their relationship is basically over." Another friend adds: "They both agreed that the marriage wouldn't work and they wanted to end it before they learned to hate each other."

Tom is such an egomaniac that no one, gay, straight, male, female could deal with him for any amount of time. I guess Katie Holmes finally came to her senses.

Go to Life & Style to read more

There's been a lot of fuss in the news about Ken (Barbie's Ex) getting a makeover. So many people have called him gay but that's unfair. We need to find the idiots who have been dressing him up in outfits that would make the Village People back off. Is Mattel into losing money? Are gay designers trying to push their agenda or are straight designers trying to screw the company?
My suggestion is to just dress Ken up in some regular jeans and maybe an AC/DC shirt. And please give the poor guy genetalia! Seriously, Ken needs to have some hint of a wang. Why? Because it's confusing the hell out of little girls and it just lends itself to the gay rumors.
And just one last thing, is there a way to make a guy doll's plastic hair not look gay? And how about one last thing. Just so no one thinks anyone is against gays, why not make one character "openly gay". That doesn't mean flaming/over the top, just gay. I think that would satisfy everyone but the Christian right but then again, nothing satisfies them.

I hate Kanye West. I love some of his music, Gold Digger is the best song of last year but Kanye is an arrogant jerk. He's so arrogant, he makes Jamie Fox look as humble as Mother Teresa, but I digress.
Kanye recently claimed that he should be in the Bible: I bring up historical subjects in a way that makes kids want to learn about them. I'm an inspirational speaker. "I changed the sound of music more than one time... For all those reasons, I'd be a part of the Bible. I'm definitely in the history books already."
If he acted properly and was modest, he could be the best thing out there but he just comes off as an ass.

Two of the most beautiful women, Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson appeard in Vanity Fair nude. But of course, not really nude. How much would every hetero guy paid to be in the room for that shoot? To me Keira is the most beautiful woman on the planet now.

Need I say more? This picture is courtesy of The Superficial.

Well, it looks like that humble Teri Hatcher who was thankful to be employed a little while back is gone. Now we have the garish, self-centered, showoff seen at the Grammys.
When she talks you can tell that she now believes her own hype. Don't get me wrong, she looks hot in this picture but in person not so great. People have been saying that she's one of the unfortunate victims of HDTV where you can see the lines in her face, wrinkles and age spots.
Hey, I might just be jealous but if I had a chance to be with her I'd definitely go for it!
Too bad this "see-through" dress wasn't really see-through.

Just my opinion. With the recent pictures of Britney Spears driving with her child on her lap, this just proves she's an idiot who will continue to do things to make sure her child will end up a spoiled Hollywood brat.

I hate Sharon Stone. She's similar in arrogance to Madonna. Now the trailers for Basic Instinct 2 are making the rounds and I hate to admit it but she looks great! For a broad who's over 40, her body is better than most 20 year olds. I'm now a fan.
See the Basic Instinct Vid - NSFW

Wilmer Valderrama as Frank Poncherello in the CHiPs movie? What genius came up with that one. Wilmer is too young and not famous enough. But I guess it's better than Ben Stiller & Owen Wilson with Vince Vaughan as the Chief.

Heather Locklear & Richie Sambora. I wonder who's to blame here. They both seem really nice. Heather is still hot and she's 44! Your mom is 44 and just look at her. Now you'll appreciate Heather's beauty more.

Rachel McAdams as the new Bond girl? She's sweet and cute but not Bond material.
Alba maybe.

Ashton Kutcher into Kabbalah? When did he become a middle-aged woman. Oh.

Britney Spears Pregnant again? Say it ain't so. Just imagine, more bratty Hollywood kids in 15 years.

In love with Nicky Hilton? You might be the only one. However if you're one of the masses who doesn't like her and wants to prank her, click here to get her phone number.

I've always hated Survivor. Most people only remember Richard Hatch and no one else, unless you're tortured by Elizabeth Hassleback every morning.
I watched briefly and it's the same old crap. The same old character types, hot chicks, old people, the one with the mouth, etc...
The surprise is that the hottest chick is an old chick, I think her name is Ruth Marie. She's a MILF. What's that? Watch American Pie. Am I wrong? Let me know.