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Russell Simmons & Kimora Lee Simmons Split

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Russell Simmons & Kimora Lee Simmons have split up.

People Reports: Russell issued his own statement Friday afternoon, saying: "Kimora and I will remain committed parents and caring friends with great love and admiration for each other. We will also continue to work side by side on a daily basis as partners in all of our businesses."

Russell Simmons met Kimora Lee when she was only 17 and he was 35! So you can imagine that the 18-year age difference played a huge part in this. Also, if you've seen Kimora Lee on TV, you might suspect that she's not the easiest person to get along with.

Go to People to read more


Justin Timberlake Hates Kevin Federline

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I actually like Justin Timberlake. He's made quite the career for himself and he's dated some pretty notable people like Britny (pre-fat) and Cameron Diaz. Now he's bashing Kevin Federline.
“He thinks Kevin is gross, and there’s not much that would change his mind about that,” a source told the tab. “He says that they [Spears and Timberlake] had a lot of great years together, and he’s pretty sad at how things turned out for her.”
Read more at MSN


Sharon Stone Is 77 According to the NY Post

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Man, gotta love those scamps at the New York Post who are listing Sharon Stone's age as 77 on their review of Basic Instinct 2.
NY Post's Review Of Basic Instinct 2


Paget Brewster Considering Playboy Shoot

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I was just on Egotastic and they reported that Paget Brewster might pose for Playboy. I've thought that she's one of the sexiest women on the planet. Sure, she has a bit of a lazy eye but for some reason I like it! I think she'll look fantastic and I'll definitely be buying Playboy for the first time ever.
Let's get real for a sec, Playboy ain't what it used to be. With porn being mainstreamed, there's no room left for Playboy and we all know that the pictures will be up on the web for free in a day or so.
Oh well, I'll still buy the issue! I love you Paget!


Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest Together? Ugh!

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Teri has a million in one chance of reviving her career and she celebrates by dating Ryan Seacrest? Not the smartest move. Of course there are going to be those who accuse one or the other or both of being the "beard".
From USWeekly: “The were immersed,” says an eyewitness, who noticed Hatcher massaging Seacrest’s neck. “Every now and then, they’d embrace.”
“Teri frequently laughed loudly at Ryan’s jokes,” says an onlooker. “They were very animated with each other.”
It just seems like they were acting up for a photo op. Suspicious!


Rumor - Whitney Houston On Crack?

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This story just makes me sad. Whitney used to be so elegant and glamorous and now she's a joke. Even if she's not on crack, she looks like it. We've made jokes about her in the past but now it's looking serious.
Brown, the sister of Houston's bad-boy husband R&B singer Bobby Brown, admits she "did crack with Whitney" on many occasions, but the tattler says she went straight last Aug. 24.
Whitney allegedly loses her $6,000 set of false teeth when she's high and once appeared toothless, scaring the kids at her niece's school.
Whitney smokes as much as an "eight-ball" (1/8 of an ounce) of crack at a time, mixing it with marijuana encased in a cigar wrapper, according to Tina Brown.
I'm not sure how this can happen. Let's just hope that she can get everything under control before it's too late.


Who will win American Idol? Kellie Pickler!

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Why Kellie Pickler? Because she has a decent voice, a cute bod and she's dumb and sweet. People in middle America love dumb people. Jessica Simpson, Bush, etc...

Let's analyze the rest of the competition and find out why they won't make it.

Ace Young - Good looks, bad voice. Girls like him but no one else does. No chance.
Bucky Covington - Bad looks, bad voice. Needs makeover bad! Teeth, hair, speech coach, the works. No chance
Chris Daughtry - Decent looks and a great voice. May win it all!
Elliott Yamin - Bad looks and an OK voice. Too ugly to win. Seems like a nice guy, though.
Taylor Hicks - Bad looks and an OK voice. Again, AI is girls voting. They're not voting for a guy who looks and dances like their dad.
Katherine McPhee - Good looks and a great voice. Not much of a personality and she hides her body. May be a good body but I don't know yet. I'd do her but I wouldn't vote for her.
Lisa Tucker - Cute looks and weak voice. Predictable. Boring. No chance.
Mandisa - C'mon, don't make me say it. She seems so sweet and nice that I won't make the obvious comments but she doesn't have a chance. This is a popularity contest and big girls don't win those.
Paris Bennett - Cute with a great voice but too short. Too short? Yes, that's exactly what I said. She'd win "dwarf idol".


Paula May Be Crazy But She's Lookin' Good

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She's got more bats in her belfry than Notre Dame but a crazy chick who's this hot even after 40 is enough to make me want her! I'd be her discreet booty call anytime! I just have to say if her breasts are real, they're looking really nice here!


Tom Cruise Was Bugging Nicole Kidman's Phone!

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Tom Cruise is such a loser. He's probably worried that Nicole might spill some "not-so-secrets" about him.
Kidman was well aware that Tom Cruise was using a private detective to wiretap her phones during their 2001 divorce. Kidman hired private eye Richie Di Sabatino, who told Page Six last week, "We swept her phones and put on an encryption device, so she couldn't be wiretapped . . . We tried to keep one step ahead." But Kidman knew that Cruise's private detective, Anthony Pellicano, was a resourceful opponent.
Read more at the NY Post


Nissan Boob Commercial

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Did this commercial ever air?


Prepare To Be Disturbed - Celine Dion As Madonna

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Sharon Stone Looks Like The Crypt Keeper

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Tell me I'm wrong.


Kelly Osbourne, Smaller, Still Repulsive

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Some people have been going on that Kelly Osbourne looks good now. I disagree. Look at the huge head and the proportions of a dwarf. She still has a big moon face which she's trying to hide with her hair.
She'll probably get skinner and get that l0llipop look.
And she's the one who bashed the skinny actors because she was jealous.


Adriana Lima Is A Virgin?

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I actually think the news about Adriana Lima is pretty cool. It's nice to see a hot chick like this concentrate on her career instead of sleeping with everyone out there. Well, that's unless there's a hidden subtext that she's a lesbian. Which would be fine too. I wonder if more guys will hit on her now?




Is The Red Power Ranger Porn Actor Brock?

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Could former child actor Austin St. John have graduated to adult films as "Brock"? It looks pretty close! Imagine going from a hit kids' TV show the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers to adult film star. So many adult film actors wish they could go mainstream and here's a guy who went the other way.
The sad thing is I'll bet he makes more money in porn than on that stupid tv show.

(source)


Wafah Bin Ladin Is Hot

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OK, so her uncle is one of the most evil men ever but she's so hot! Of course I'm not sure if I'd think so if she weren't famous.
Well, the news is that she's getting a reality show. I wonder what it will be like? Hopefully more sexy than focusing on her lame music.
Read the article at MSNBC


Foxy Ayla Brown Axed From American Idol

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Man, I'm sad that Ayla Brown is out of American Idol. She was tall, thin and super hot! I'd love to climb this tall beauty! I wish her well with her college basketball career.


Man Learns Not To Use Credit Card In A Strip Club

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So this guy goes to Scores in Manhattan and he uses his American Express card. He gets shocked when he gets a bill for $241,000. Yes, that's almost a quarter of a million dollars! The moral of the story is to always use cash.
Click here to read the whole story



Of course, the Battle Creek, MI mom who bought her son a ticket to the Girls Gone Wild Tour had no idea what the tour was really about until she read about it in the paper. That's pretty funny. It just goes to show that parents are asleep at the wheel.
Click here to read the rest of the story


Nick Lachey's WB TV Show Gets The Axe

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Nice comeback, Nick! His WB TV show was given the axe before it aired. No surprise. Nick goes back to exactly where he would be before Jessica Simpson, nowhere.


Maroon 5 Singer, Adam Levine Dumps Jessica Simpson

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Man, I can't believe that Jessica Simpson even went out with that tool but the fact that he dumped her by text message? That sucks. So I guess Jessica will move on. Good luck to her, word is that she'll hook up with Jude Law soon.


Video of Howard Stern's Press Conference About The Lawsuit Against Him

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Tara Reid Is A Jewel Thief?

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Not like the Thomas Crown Affair or anything like that but she apparently stole a bunch of diamonds from a Rose McGowan luncheon.
Read more here


Steve-O Turns The Red Carpet Yellow

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TV Dipshit Steve-O peed on the red carpet. Part of me thinks it's incredibly funny but most of me thinks he's a tool.
Click here to read more about Steve-O's Red Carpet pee parade


Britney Spears Still Fat?

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So is this a picture of a newly pregnant Britney Spears? So guys, is she still hot now? I didn't think so.


Jane Fonda In 3some Sex Tape

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No, not now, but in her past, Fonda admits to having a threesome. A young Jane Fonda would be worth watching. Believe it or not, she was hot when she was younger. You kids only know her as the older version she is now but she used to be quite lovely. I hope for me that the tape comes out but for her sake, I hope it doesn't. Maybe since she's older she can appreciate a sex tape of her when she was younger and beautiful.
Read more at the Hollywood Rag.


Poor Tara Reid

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Tara Reid used to be a super-cute hottie who seemed sweet and nice but in the last few years we just think of her as a joke. Her huge fake boob popped out of her top, she drinks all the time, Hollywood Rag makes fun of her odd looking belly, and even Carson Daly seems embarrassed now.
It's so sad to me when girls with such low self-esteem like this self-destruct. She shouldn't have gotten the boob job, she was perfect before. She also needs to go to rehab to kick the alcohol and other stuff for good. It's not too late to fix her life. Also, she needs to surround herself with people who love her, not hanger-ons who just bring her down. Good luck Tara.


Jillian Barberie Is Not Hot

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Some guys love Jillian Barberie of Skating With Celebrities and Good Day LA, but I'm not sure why. Could you answer the question, why you love her? Is it...

Her lazy eye?
Her short T-Rex arms?
Her long torso & short legs?
Her depression?
Her smoker's voice?
Her fake boobs?
Her bad attitude?

Leave a comment and let me know if you think she's hot and why. Thanks!


More Clay Aiken Gay Rumors

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Admit it. You thought he was gay the first time you saw him. No one cares if he's gay or not but no one likes a liar. The backlash against Rosie O'Donnell when she came out or the backlash against Ellen hurt their careers. Ellen has been able to recover but not every celebrity does. Now there are more gay rumors about Clay. He should wait until his next CD starts to flop and then come out to drive up CD sales. After the last rumor about Clay, what gay guy would subject himself to the "alleged" rough sex and abuse?

Quotes from the Star where the informant allegedly recorded pictures and an instant message conversation with Clay Aiken.
i'm in a hotel downtown

please come see me

Source: which one?

wyndham

Source: dude

Source: that's IT???

what?

Source: you're not at the ritz

no

Source: or the park plaza???

Source: sheesh!

no

Source: B-List!!!!

i like to save money

Source: hahahahaha

i dont need to waste money on a hotel rom

room

as long as it has a bed and a toliet

no need to act all uppity

Source: hmmmmm

i grew up going to hotels that were so shit they didnt even have names

Source: that's a pretty cool perspective

they were just "motel"

this is plenty for me

Source: NICE!!!!



From MTV: Melvin Smith, 37, claims in the civil suit filed in Manhattan Supreme Court that Busta and his bodyguard, Troy Green, beat him with their "hands and fists for no rhyme or reason" after Smith approached the pair asking for an autograph, according to a Reuters report.

If this is true, he's a tool. Just what he needs after that fatal shooting, more bad press. Why can't he just concentrate on his career and stop being a jerk?


Is Lindsay Lohan A Drug User?

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Egotastic has a picture of Lindsay Lohan where it looks like there's a line of coke behind her. Let's assume it is coke. It doesn't mean she was using it. Poor girl. I hope she can get her act together before it affects her health.


Scarlett Johansson Goes Off On Mizrahi For The Grope

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Scarlett Johansson just goes on to prove that she's the only young actress out there with class. She's not trashy or a whore like others.
So when any guy, gay or straight, takes an opportunity to grab her, she's not cool with it. I never understood why gay guys got a pass to fondle, kiss and do other things to women and the women always let them.

Read more at Defamer.


Rumor - Whitney Houston Might Be Pregnant?

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According to the Superficial, Whitney might be pregnant. That would be sad but maybe she might clean up her act.


Defending Emma Watson's Underage Drinking

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A lot has been made of this picture but I think you can clearly see that Emma Watson is "Pretending" to drink in that childish tee-hee, "look at me, I'm drinking" way. I don't believe she actually drank anything. Of course, I'll probably be wrong.


Lindsay Lohan Shows Full Side Boob

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All I can say is awesome! At least her boobs haven't shrunk when she lost weight. A lot of people hate Lindsay Lohan right now but I think she's just a troubled girl in desperate need of love. Many girls do this but she's famous so we know everything. Don't judge her for giving it up to all these celebs because most girls out there gave it up for a guy who works at Wal-Mart or the 7/11. Don't judge, just enjoy the pics.


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