Ashlee Simpson was quoted as saying she was hotter than her sister Jessica. She was probably joking but I'll bet she really believes it.

She is quoted in Scotland's Daily Record newspaper as saying: "I'm taller than she is and my legs are longer than hers
…I got lucky because my chest size isn't completely massive

Gee, how could she be sexier? Could it be her manly walk, her huge nose, her masculine way of talking... I'm no Jessica fan but Ashlee looks like a dude standing next to her sister.

After last week's allegations by Richards, Charlie Sheen makes some of his own.

"All of this is nothing more than child-custody issues. This all started because Charlie wanted 50-50 custody . . . When Denise said no. Charlie said, 'Then let a judge decide.' The next day, she comes out with a bunch of bull[bleep] claims. Did he gamble on sports? Big deal. Every guy I know does. Show me a guy who hasn't seen porn on the Internet. Does that mean he's not a good father? No. This guy lives for his kids. And she drummed all this up so he can't see his kids. It is the single worst behavior of a parent I have ever seen. - Page Six

That's the word according to the badass bitch herself.

In court, Rodriguez apologized for her behavior but also blamed it on steroid injections she had been taking twice a month to treat allergies to "dust and cockroach resin" which began when she arrived in Hawaii last year. She said the effects of the steroids made her "manic," kept her up late at night and caused her to have "menstrual cycles three times" a month. - source

Wow, sounds like a sweet, rational girl.

Poor Mandy Moore, she's pissed that she got onto the cover of Cosmo and they put an article headline next to her face that read "Unlimited Orgasms".

Singer/actress MANDY MOORE was mortified when she appeared on the May cover of US Cosmopolitan magazine with the racy headline 'orgasms unlimited' next to her face. - Contact Music

This couldn't be more embarassing that having her ex, Wilmer Valderrama telling everyone on the Howard Stern show that he took her virginity.

When I reported that Richie Sambora and Denise Richards were dating I didn't know that Denise and Richie's ex-wife used to be best friends. That's cold. There's some unwritten rule about not dating your friend's ex's and Denise pissed all over it.

Nope, that's not just "normal" fat, sources have confirmed that she's pregnant again. By the time she gives birth again and gets into shape she'll be so old that no one will care. She'll never make the FHM sexiest women list ever again. Fortunately, she doesn't need the money. I guess that's only until Kevin Federline wastes it all.

Well it looks like Richie Sambora is doing better on the dating front than ex-wife Heather Locklear who is dating David Spade. Spade on the other hand is making out the best (literally!).
This news comes after Denise Richards filed for divorce from Charlie Sheen. The details are ugly with accusations of cheating and all of Sheen's old vices.

People Reports the following:

As for lingering doubts about his three-year-marriage, Lachey admits: "I don't know if there were other men. But if she did cheat, it was the result of something bigger, not the reason we didn't work. ... Sometimes I think it would be easier if I had just walked in the house and found her in bed with a guy. That would be clear-cut. End of story. I wouldn't have to deal with the uncertainty of adultery."

I feel bad for Nick Lachey. You have to remember that he was reading those rumors about his wife being with guys like Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera the same time we were. Even though I'm sure there were denials from Jessica, I'm sure he'll always wonder.

New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-lowfat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.

If I had a crush on Kelly Clarkson before, it's gone now. I'm sure she's a sweetheart but she needs to go to the gym and work off the fat and tone up a bit. Her body does not match her voice.

I'll take a short break from bashing them to congratulate them. Their new daughter's name is Suri.

Yahoo: The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew, meaning "princess," or in Persian, meaning "red rose," the statement said.
The baby was born in Los Angeles but the exact location was not disclosed.

Yikes! That sounds horrible but I'm pretty sure it's one of those things where he was joking and they just figured the interviewer thought he'd get a story out of it. As much as I hate Cruise, I don't believe this one for a second.

GQ Reports - The actor, 43 — who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules — said: “I’m gonna eat the placenta, too.
“I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m going to eat the cord and the placenta right there.”

Did you happen to catch Ellen Pompeo on Punk'd? What a bitch. The setup was that the waitress was nice to her boyfriend and then gets tipped $200 instead of $20. Simple, eh? If she were normal, she would've had a normal conversation something along the line of, "I'm not comfortable with this". But instead she starts saying violent things toward the waitress. Her boyfriend who knows they're being taped even tries to calm her down but to no avail. Man, I hate her now. Don't comment unless you see the show! She's the biggest ass since Kanye West was on Punk'd.
The amazing thing is that she signed the release for this show to be aired, showing that she has no problem with her bad behavior. This is one scary bitch!

Most of you heard about the catfight between Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson right? But if you had to pick one of the two to be with, which would it be?
Lindsay is crazy and Jessica Simpson is dumb. Lindsay seems like she would be fun to be with but you can bet that she'll be crazy jealous if you're even seen talking to any other girl. Jessica would be completely self-centered and you'd have to work to please her.
I think the hands-down answer is Lindsay would be the better choice. If you're a guy, she'd be wild in the sack and if you're a girl, she'd probably break a bottle over anyone's head who threatened you. Jessica seems like she wouldn't know what to do in the sack and she seems like she'd throw her friends over for the latest designer handbag.

It just blows me away that Russell Simmons can date models. He's old, ugly and he doesn't even seem like a nice guy. I guess if you have enough money, it won't matter to models like Denise Vasi (pictured here).
Us Weekly reports that Russell who dumped Kimora Lee Simmons is now dating this young, exotic model. I'll bet Russell just wanted some young thing that he could train to obey him and Kimora Lee became too independent. You can tell she has a mind of her own and a mouth to match.

Just look at Star magazine here. How much lower can she sink. First Federline, fat, baby, driving without a baby seat and now this.
Someone call child protection services.

I've been reading a lot about Mandisa and how she shouldn't have been voted off. I have to say "tough". There's no way America wants her as an American Idol. Don't compare her to Ruben Studdard because we all know that there's a double-standard when it comes to weight and sex.
I was always more fascinated by the size of her ass than her voice. I just couldn't believe that her bottom half was 5 times the size of her top. And she needed to cover up her huge arms.
If you say, "she has such a pretty face", even Mandisa would hate you. How many times do you think she's heard that "you have such a pretty face, if you would just lose a couple of hundred...". Sure she has a great face but it's the rest of her that will hold her back. Sorry people, it's just the way things are.
People also gave her more credit because of her weight. Her voice was no where near as good as Paris Bennet or Frencie who she was compared to. I wish her the best in her career but even the greatest singers like Aretha Franklin and Martha Wash aren't given near the money or acting roles they deserve.

A lot has been made about Janet's weight lately. She put on a lot of weight and the rumor was that her record company wouldn't release her CD until she looked good enough to promote it. It's understandable that she's been under a lot of stress but she's finally been able to shed some pounds.
Good for you Janet!
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Well, this is a change. K-Fed sampled Thomas Dolby without permission or payment and now he might get sued:

New wave pioneer Thomas Dolby says he's contemplating legal action against Britney's other half for allegedly sampling Dolby's 1983 hit "She Blinded Me with Science" without permission.
Federline's latest song, "America's Most Hated," was recently released through the aspiring rapper's MySpace page and seems to sample Mobb Deep's "Got It Twisted," which in turn had (legally) sampled a riff from Dolby's smash single. (Yahoo!)