Oceans Thirteen Planned?
Published Thursday, January 05, 2006 by The Voice Of Stupidity | E-mail this post
You gotta be kidding me. The first movie was cute at best. Oceans twelve was a lazy piece of crap. How low is the bar for movies in Hollywood now? Isn't there a single new idea? I'll come up with a few ideas better than another sequel.
- A man becomes a shut-in after inventing a robot bride. We watch him mentally deteriorate as he believes she's real and his family is out to get him.
- The government invents a germ warfare weapon that gets loose. 90% of the population is decimated and we see a group of teens take to the world Lord of the Flies style.
- A character played by Jim Carrey goes in for a routine appendectomy and gets a sex change.
- Adam Sandler plays a slow guy who's a waterboy who gets put on the team. Wait... That's already been done.
As stupid as those ideas are, they're more interesting than another remake or movie featuring Colin Farrell.
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