I hate that Sarah Silverman has become some sort of poster girl for the hot/funny chick. She's not funny and she's barely a chick. Let's analyze her looks:

• Huge gummy smile
• Fugly face
• Big eyebrows
• No discernable hairstyle or makeup
• No boobs
• No hips or curves
• Neck too long
• So flat, you could use her to surf or iron
• No boobs (it can't be said enough)

Let's analyze her comedy:

• Name one movie that she was good in
• Name one TV show she was good in
• Quote one joke from her
  

If you think this bitch is hot, explain why. I'll never understand it.

If you're a Spiderman fan and don't want to know what the ending to the next movie is, be warned.

If you want to know, press ctrl-A to highlight this page to reveal the hidden text that reveals the ending to Spider-Man 3.












From comicbookmovie.com - As a an extra in Spider-man 3 I can hereby reveal the ending. Spider-Man kills Harry and Venom murders Mary Jane.

Could it be true? Are Paris Hilton and Britney Spears really lesbian lovers? Nah. I don't think they're that daring. In fact, I think they're rather boring. And poor Britney. She thinks she's living life on the wild side but I'll bet Paris is just using her for publicity and in reality she hates Britney because she wasn't born into money. All those rich kids hate young stars that made their own money. Paris wanted to be Britney with her lousy CD too.
Anyway, Jeannette Walls said that Paris has released a statement that they're just friends. I put the deathwatch on their friendship at 7 days...

Frat boys are idiots. I know, I was one of them. It wasn't about any time-honored tradition, it was about getting drunk and trying to hook up with as many chicks as possible. Now some frat idiots tried to sue Borat and have the footage of them acting like themselves removed from the movie have lost!

The students sued the movie's distributor and producers last month, saying filmmakers had duped them into appearing in "Borat" by getting them drunk and falsely promising the film would never be shown in the United States.

source - Reuters

I didn't know that there was a sort of feud between Joe Rogan and Carlos Mencia. Carlos says that if anyone stole material, Joe stole from him and not the other way around. I guess this could be true since Carlos stole Dave Chappelle's act. Also, Joe always seems so angry. Just imagine how angry he would be if he DIDN'T smoke weed.

All a rich girl like Nicole Richie has to do is work on her tan and buy clothes. Pretty easy? Nope. Even she can screw up her charmed life by putting innocent people at risk by driving under the influence.
She wasn't drinking (supposedly) but she admitted to taking Vicodin and smoking pot. Boy, what a role model for our young girls. (source)

Here's a totally racist comment by Rosie O'Donnell that will be ignored by the media. This is almost as bad as Michael Richards!