This is not the kid but there was a kid who 
had a trendy, dumb-ass faux-hawk (where you don't commit by 
shaving the sides of your head) who was suspended from school.  There
was a time when this was an incredible sign of rebellion and youth and now
you have dipshits all over with just shoving the hair on the middle of their
heads up one inch and strutting like they did something.  Punk used to
be a real statement but now 10-year olds are sporting craphawks.
I'd like to push all of these poseurs into the ocean.